Forgive me for asking but I thought this time of year was supposed to be the rainy season, if so … what happened to it? The rice crops and golf courses need some rain very badly and I thought I saw the General Manager doing a rain dance this morning. Most of our ladies today were honouring the first day of the Buddhist lent but the only lady playing today, Miss Porn, made a statement by having two 2s, so just the men’s competition to calculate. Two weeks ago we had a lady having the day of her life with 46 points and today we had Pete Thomas (19) with a big smile on his face, and why not, having had a truly magnificent round of golf with 24 points on the way out and 22 on the way back for a grand total of 46 points with 11 pars and he chose not to score a point on one hole. Mick Beresford (12) also had an excellent round with 8 pars but it is difficult to compete with a 46 point total. Selwyn Wegner (14) had 21 points on the trip home for a total of 39 points winning on a countback for 3rd place. 2s were in abundance today with a total of six going to Paul Hack, Mick Beresford, Wayne Cotterell, Bill Peach and 2 going to Miss Porn.